You're not smiling here but i bet you're smiling now =)
HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY DEARIE!!! WOOHOOO!!!
HAPPY 19th BIRTHDAY to you too!!!...AGAIN!!!
Labels: Birthdays
At the end of it all, good old South Africa swept the competition aside and took the trophy.
*The Nights of Card Games and endless alcohol Consumption
Now don't take this wrongly,i did my best to avoid intoxication by winning as many games as i could and I should add I make my homies back home proud with the some of the shit I had to down. Hahaha.Ho Kwin and Seb doing their thing
Ho Kwin with his new hairstyle a few minutes later
Aidan the Tutor who is always doing his best at overseeing our sweet escapades, but barely gets out of them sober
Note : I have been a good boy
*The Gunyah Invasion
One of the most horrifying experiences of my life. I was gagged and chunked into a car with 2white girls and an Asian kid,driven 4hours past endless dust and sand void of civilization and ended up in the middle of nowhere among skeletal remnants of only god-knows-what. Then i was forced to down many drinks and had to laugh and dance with my white captors. I was drugged to sleep and upon opening my eyes,found myself standing on the back of a truck with a cage around us in the mid day sun. Given shades,we rode for an hour to a Mt.Brown and had to gruellingly trek our way up to the tip of the mountain where i would be put to the stake as an offering to the rain gods. Fortunately stakes were not brought and i was spared. That night again i was drugged to sleep and waking up the next morning to the sound of tourturous music,was fed with bacon and sausages. Went to my captors crib and was chained to Quad bike/ATV and forced to ride it around like a happy idiot against my will. Next, they put me on a horse and made it gallop to hurt my delicate parts. I was drugged and driven back to college again. The End.......
Those were not the exact turn of events I went through but i can give u a one word to describe my weekend.
AWEEEEEEEEeeSOME
How i was forced to sit with the other Asian captive
How I was pushed to take pictures with the white menThe sacrificial tower
The 2 guards who kept their cold gazes on me throughout my ordeal
The food i was forcefully fed with
How I was forced into camwhoring
And coherced into taking group photo looking happy
Being made to watch the painful Gunyah Olympics event of shovel-melon cricket...the horror
How they grabbed on to me making sure i did not escape
The last view i was supposed to take in
A picture i secretly snapped while on the truck in the cage
Chained to the quad bike and forced to drive itHow i was tortured by their horse
The events i have had the privelege of experiencing so far have trully been life-enriching. It just shows you what life has to offer and I tell you it is unlimited. It makes you realise how important it is to cherish what you have and to look forward to the best. It keeps you wondering and growing. It gives you hope that not all is dull and gloom. It gives you that extra boost when you are down. It keeps you alive.
Kitchen Duty supposedly started at 8 a.m. But noooooooooooo...they tell me to come back at 9 cause there's no work to do...fine... I can't seem to find the proper letters on my keyboard now. I still feel hazy...NOT good. Had a rather rough night...12.30...that's when everything was just a blur and i'm trying to figure out what happened just to make sure i didn't do anything stupid.
Labels: Anything and Everything
The Rock is apparently cooking 'Mi Goreng'...apparently...the whole corridor smells like 'Mi Goreng'. AND it is definitely not MY fault that people on my corridor are enjoying a healthy supply of the stuff. But seriously...when you're hungry, it's one of the things u would wanna shove down ur throat...-_- swt...Don't be stupidla go and shove instant noodles down ur throat.
I finished my tute work early today and so here i am thinking of what to post up.
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alright,i won't be able to give full updates until the holidays...*Easter break Easter break hurry up!!!*...but you should at least know that i am no longer in 'Maraysia', i am not stuck in the stinking social system that reeks bias AND i am DEPRIVED of my supper dupper Yummy yummy food from back home. In short,i am not at home. I am in Adelaide, Australia. Kampung Adelaide i call it cause my friends laughed at me when i said i wanted to come here...-_- damn u jie hao..Canberra nothing also la k. It's been ok so far. Living here in a residential college. Damn EX wei!!! i can buy like my own KoLo Mee shop back home. But ahh...the sacrifices we make in the name of education.
Managed to talk and catch up with a few of me college hommies and it was nice hearing everyone's voice again =). I hope to be seeing u all SOON! So dnt go running of to Africa just cause u knw we might meet again. I really should go to bed now. Leaving u with some photos.
I just had too..the Oz's would have buried me in the bush if i didn't
The half Malaysian Ben Lee, that guy u know, the girl next door and the boy from Singapore
It was St.Patrick's Day College Pub Night...and THEY...were halfway to getting smacked
That American guy who likes me Tyler and Madam president Candice!!!
*Sleeping too much is like eating too much pork chops*
Labels: Here in Adelaide , Lincoln , Uni
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